i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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