Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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