no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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