weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You are the jesus of drinking
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
