no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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