Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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