You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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