Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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