sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize