Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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