Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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