I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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