Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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