Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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