My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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