I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think my cat just said my name.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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