He kissed a someone with a penis
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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