Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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