I just threw up on my dentist
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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