He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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