do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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