i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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