I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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