im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize