Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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