I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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