Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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