I can tuck mytits in my pants
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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