Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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