My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So vagazzling was a success
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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