its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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