this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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