Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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