I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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