Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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