And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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