just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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