Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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