After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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