Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
babies were throwing up all over the place
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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