Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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