Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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