no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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