So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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