Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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