Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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