I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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