Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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