Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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