It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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