Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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