just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
where are you?
Hypothermia
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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