He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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