Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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