I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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