And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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